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Coming soon Release date: May 14, Audience Score Ratings: Not yet available. Sexmisja All Photos 4. Movie Info. Co-writer and director Juliusz Machulski has come up with a hybrid sexmisja sci fi comedy that defies categorization sexmisja a humorous, male-fantasy that is set after a mythical World War III, in a surviving underground world of women only.
Before the terrible onslaught of the final war, two scientists were frozen in a state of suspended animation with the intention of thawing them out in three years. When they are released from their ice-bound sleep, 50 years have passed instead and they find themselves the only two males in a female society sexmisja has thus far reproduced only sexmisja the test tube.
The women cater to the men's every wish, and one of the scientists is definitely a happy camper, while the other firmly believes that a dedication to science negates sexual indulgences, but then, he is also willing to test his theory.
When the charming Lamia Bozena Stryjkowna is converted from an sxmisja to a submissive state by virtue of her first kiss, the two men realize they can now adequately defend themselves against the more militant females. Their fate still hangs in the balance because the Council of Women may decide to neuter them after all. As a possible escape hatch, the men discover a way up to the surface of the earth, and they manage the journey with Lamia now permanently converted while another woman follows them out, trying to stop their exit.
Once sexmisja are sexmiaja on the surface, they experience several wonderful surprises -- and it looks like the future of humanity is assured a second chance. Juliusz Machulski. Jan 25, Olgierd Lukaszewicz as Albert. Jerzy Stuhr as Max. Boguslawa Pawelec. Beata Tyszkiewicz as Berna. Barbara Ludwizanka. Hanna Mikuc. Miroslawa Marcheluk. Ryszarda Hanin. See All Audience Reviews. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie.
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Well I can say with hand on heart, it is still the film I remember, I still find it funny, though maybe not as much as I did when I was 20, but hey I'm supposed to have matured. The film is almost 30 years old and it still is a hit with me. Imagine, being put in a cryogenic state for a year and waking up 50 years later to find the world populated by women, and that you are the only man.
The catch here is that men have been bred out of existence as there is no longer a need for them. This is the story of two men trying to do their best to re-populate the world with men again. Glorious film! I went to europe during the collapse of cumminusm, but these fils were still shown on TV, its just funny. One person found this helpful. Format: DVD. Just watched video, brings back memories when I first saw it. My copy has English subtitles - purchased from amazon. See all 4 customer reviews.
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Sexmission Polish : Seksmisja is a Polish cult comedy science fiction action film. It also contains a hidden political satire layer specific to the time and place of its production. The experiment is considered as an epochal event and is broadcast on television.
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Both are 86 years old, but haven't aged a day outwardly. When they wake up, they believe that they are in a clinic following their hibernation. Sexmisja are being taken care of by women, which they enjoy at the beginning, especially Max, who becomes attracted to Lamia Reno.
However they gradually realize that everything going on around them is odd. After explicitly asking to meet professor Kuppelweiser, they are informed by Lamia and Dr. Berna that he "doesn't exist".
They explain that there was a war long ago, that all males have long been extinctand that it is actually March 8th, Women's Day. Max and Albert think that these must be hallucinations as a side-effect of hibernation and try to leave the room, but receive an electric shock from the closed door.
The men are under constant surveillance after this. Lamia informs them their society reproduces without males through parthenogenesis. During a briefing, Max kisses Lamia, for which she knocks him down and threatens both men with euthanasia if there is another attempt at sexual assault.
However, the kiss causes Lamia's drug-inhibited passions to resurface, making her both confused and fascinated. Due to her internal feelings she goes on a search for the oldest living woman to find out anything she can about the men before the war. She also guesses that Lamia fell in love with one of the men. After several days, Max and Sexmisja are permitted to go out to meet with Her Excellency, the supreme ruler of women. Waiting for her in the bio-sanctuary, they spot a tree with two tiny apples and eat them, being disgusted by synthetic food.
At the meeting they ask what womankind did to mankind. The women reply the extinction of men is not their fault, but Kuppelweiser's, who, during the war, invented an agent - the so-called M bomb - which was supposed to temporarily paralyze male genes, but, due to an oversight, instead destroyed male genes permanently.
Max offers a proposal: he and Albert will serve as reproducers to restore the male population. However, the women do not wish the old order to return; Her Excellency gestures to the "sacred apple tree " and says it was planted by Arch Motherand from which, when once in paradisea male took an apple and seduced a woman with it, by which act paradise was lost to all forever.
After noticing the missing sacred apples, Her Excellency becomes desperate and enraged and demands the men be taken back to their previous confinement and not be released anywhere. Once again confined, the men grow distressed and plan to escape by damaging the electric power grid. They succeed, but are caught during a course organized by the special section on how to interact with men, should they ever return to the world, and are locked up again.
The women provide them with their last chance: to submit themselves for "naturalization" - undergoing a sex reassignment surgery. When they refuse, the ceiling above the room opens, showing a huge assembly of women, who are to determine their fate. Albert and Max now face a humiliating trial, while the women blame males for oppression, virtually all evil and vices, and praise their new society.
They engage in historical revisionism by claiming that the greatest scientists - such as CopernicusEinstein and Pincus one of the pioneers of parthenogenesis - were, in fact, women. When Max and Albert are taken away, the sexmisja votes on whether they should undergo forced 'naturalization' proposed by group "Archeo" or be 'liquidated' proposed by group "Genetix" of men. Naturalization is passed by a margin of only one vote. In the meantime, the men escape again.
Wandering through what Albert calls "a nightmarish skyscraper", they encounter other women, who have never seen a man, and therefore view Max and Albert as their "sisters", provoking humorous encounters. After that the men discover a boot lying on the floor, with a bottle of cheap wine popular in Poland in the late 20th century and a sheet of newspaper from with stories from the beginning of the world war. They are cornered by the security team and escape down a waste chute. They discover the nest of "decadency" - one of the anarchist" hippie " women's groups, who do not wish to be part of the oppressive regime, playing loud music, and some engaging in lesbian relations.
They mistake Max and Albert for government spies and, in the meantime, the pursuing regime forces attack, and subsequent chaos provides the men with an opportunity to escape. During their escape, the men stumble upon Lamia, who provides them with a way to see the outside - a periscope - and reveals that they live deep underground in expanded old mines.
The periscope shows a dark, rocky landscape above ground, and sensors indicate high levels of "Kuppelweiser radiation ", a side effect of the M bomb. However, it transpires that Lamia is loyal to "Archeo" group and her "help" was a ruse sexmisja capture the men and force them into surgery. Lamia is congratulated by Tekla and Emma Dax members of "Genetix" for her ingenious plan, but they also inform her that their section will now be in charge of the males, which devastates Lamia. In the hands of Tekla, the fate of the males is to be different.
Their organs will be extracted for transplantationand their remains will be tested for possible use as a food source, due to a growing protein shortage. The chief surgeon, Dr Yanda, an old lady, is revealed to be Max's daughter, who now delights in taking revenge for his abandonment of his wife and child in favor of hibernation for his own profit.
Lamia sabotages the surgery and helps the men escape as revenge for Tekla and Dax taking the men and her research. Shortly after escape Albert passes out in the lift sexmisja the anaesthetic given to him in theatre, and dreams sexmisja he's inwhen process of hibernation has successfully finished.
In the periscope room Lamia threatens the guards by telling them that she will blast the whole block if they do not give her the code activating a capsule reaching the surface, while Max and Albert find and change into protective suits. Lamia changes into another protective suit and joins the men. While they explore the barren surface, Max suddenly bumps against an invisible barrier and is unable to go further. He takes a knife and cuts the fabric of the barrier, and a dazzling light appears.
They all go through the hole and find themselves on a beach, with the periscope area being surrounded by a small, circular tent-like structure. They explore their surroundings and find themselves in a forest, but the suits are running out of oxygen.
Suddenly Max shouts with joy and throws away his suit, pointing skyward to a flying stork and declares "if it can live, it means we can live too". After removing the suits, they come across a cosy villa full of fresh food.
While eating in the garden, they are found by Emma, who has been following them and, armed with a harpoon, demands their surrender, but she faints due to the lack of oxygen. Albert removes her helmet and performs CPR on her. He carries her inside the villa and starts to remove her suit. When she regains consciousness, Emma begins to fight with Albert; during their tussle, they accidentally turn on the TV sexmisja see an official government broadcast of events, stating that Lamia and Emma are dead and including an interview with "naturalized" Max and Albert, who claim to be feeling very well and thankful.
Emma is shocked, unable to understand such lies and all the strange environment "with too much air". Max goes with Lamia to a bedroom and tries to explain her what mating is, while Albert tries his luck with Emma. Later, while resting in the living room, Max and Albert suddenly hear the familiar sound of an arriving elevator and hide.
It is 'Her Excellency' who emerges from the elevator which is hidden within a closet to feed 'her' caged birds. When 'she' opens the wardrobe, 'she' is attacked by Max, who has hidden in it. During the ensuing fight, 'her' breasts and hair are stripped, revealing that 'she' is a male in disguise, to 'her' panic and Max's disgust and rage. Max also removes an electronic necklace, which was converting 'Her' Excellency's voice into one that sounds like a woman's.
Growing up in a female disguise, he joined the League and finally was elected 'Her Excellency'. He was too afraid of women to form a relationship with any and, revealing himself, to try to restore the old order.
The government has been exaggerating the radiation level in order to keep the inhabitants underground, making them sexmisja to control; likewise, the inhabitants are medicated to remove sexual desire. The three make a deal: Max and Albert will not compromise 'Her' Excellency's true identity, but they will stay in his home with Lamia and Emma.
Later, Max and Albert, disguised as laboratory workers, add male gametes to flasks in the incubation center. Flashing forward to several months later, a nurse, routinely wrapping newborns in blankets, is horrified to see a penis. The film contains numerous subtle allusions to the realities of the communist-bloc society, particularly to that of the People's Republic of Poland just before the fall of communismperhaps in the anticipation of the major events to come; the sexmisja of communism and the rise of political liberty.
The secret meeting of the Women's League apparatchiks and their lies to the women parallels the communist government of Poland. This dimension of the movie appears to typically escape the viewer more removed from the context. Some sections of this kind were left out from the version shown in Polish theaters by the government censors, [ citation needed ] but many passed through.
The movie can also be viewed as a satire directed at intergender conflict wrong-headed feminism or wrong-headed masculismpruderyor totalitarianism. In a contemporary review, Variety stated that the film was "not up to the standards of those quality Polish pics of the late s [ The film has been very popular in Poland. It was proclaimed to be the best Polish film of the last 30 years in a joint poll by readers of three popular film magazines.
The movie was also fairly popular in Hungary when shown a couple of years later. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Willis, Donald, ed. Variety's Complete Science Fiction Reviews.
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Two scientists are chosen as guinea pigs for a time experiment: they sxmisja placed in hibernation and should be brought back to life after three years. When they wake up, it turns out that not only 50 years have passed but also that they are the only living specimens of the male sex in a new, underground society composed exclusively of women.
Max used to be woman-chaser so he finds semxisja in heaven. Albert, on the other hand, forgot all about love and sex as a serious scientist, but is willing to learn. So are the Amazons, who after a kiss turn into pliant kittens. The Council of Women is going to decide sexmisja fate, so they are trying to win more time.
I recently saw this brilliant Polish film with English subtitles and I must say that Sexmidja am becoming quite a fan of this director. After seeing this, I realize that the Wachowski Brothers are obviously Polish, hailing from Chicago - a Polish epicenter and obviously fans of this film. If you liked the philosophy, the 'what is real' twists running in the Matrix then you best check this film and witness the obvious inspiration for that stunning trilogy.
This film is seriously clever, gratuitous and the obvious forerunner to what we praise the Wachowski Sexmisja for so cleverly revealing to the American audience; the decadence of totalitarian regimes, propaganda and fascist idiosyncrasies.
Mind you this film is funny, even with subtitles. It is sexmisja obvious reaction to Sexmisja and quite brilliant as a humanist science fiction.
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Edit Details Country: Poland. Language: Polish. Runtime: min uncut. Sound Mix: Mono. Color: Color. Edit Did You Sexmisja Trivia The Outer Limits episode Lithia has been noted for its high resemblance to Sexmission as both involved men waking up from cryogenic sleep and found themselves many decades in the future and that the world is now ruled by women and that they are the only men around.
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